haha after seeing the crap Xur was selling i bought 1 engram and BOOM nighthawk...so goddman lucky

Eh, it’s not the teabagging necessarily that makes me root for the streamer, it’s the arrogance. I hate arrogant gamers. Just enjoy the game, enjoy winning, there’s no reason to rub people’s noses in their defeat. Especially when you don’t demonstrate any significant skill in your victory (i.e. spamming the same combo…

Surprisingly enough, the C1 fracture was only the first time I almost died that year. The second time is when I came down with double pneumonia about a month after I got out of my neckbrace and ended up being hospitalized in urgent care for about a week.

For a moment there I assumed you killed a stripper.

4/10 on your fanfiction, not nearly enough furry action.

I tried to use the fracture of my C1 vertebra as a way drum up enough sympathy to convince a raiding guild to take me on a 40 man raid in vanilla WoW.

So, I grew up without an allowance, so I had virtually no disposable money as a child. My brothers and friends had recently become enamored with SNES JRPGs by the time Earthbound came out, and a friend of mine said he rented it from the local video store and liked what he played. Even though I was still very…

That is one of the meanest things I’ve ever heard. If I were you I would never tell that story in public, because it was a shockingly cruel thing to do to someone. I hope that those times you think about him you feel nothing but shame and remorse.

In high school, after a team dinner at my house, I noticed a few of my games had gone missing. I checked the gamer tag of one of my teammates that I knew wasn't the biggest fan of mine and all of a sudden all five games appeared under his played games list the very next day. So the next day at school I faked a doctors…

True story: In 1997, I suffered a mild heart attack while playing one of the final battles in Diablo 2. A couple of days later, I had my wife smuggle my laptop into the ICU so I could finish it.

this was much more evil than crazy.

Okay, this is probably the worst. When we were teenagers, my brother and I played Phantasy Star IV . It was his game, but he allowed me to play it under the condition that I’d never play past where he was at.

Oh, I was a “best man” at an Everquest wedding circa 2001. The “groom” was already married in RL, and his ‘bride’ was not his RL wife. He said his character was “in love” with his bride, not his real self.

Recently I tried to apply to a RP server on dayz. Sense its dayz they are super strict on who to let in, so its a lot of stuff to fill in, read all the server rules and answear questions about them. First application took me around two hours and it feelt like applying for a job.

I drove 2.5 hours to the midnight release of WoW upon arrival (skipped two classes and hauled ass over rural NY state) I sprinted to the store beating out a few people in the parking lot who didn’t have the same zeal.

This asshat Jay (ex-friend/bandmate) stole my NES Ducktales cart. He borrowed it, and then when I asked him to finally return it like 6 months later, he said “What are you talking about? That’s mine, I’ve always had it.”