I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

You mean that third slot that Deej said was for saving builds of your current classes? Nah, didnt hear anything of it.

Where have you been? That’s all people talked about. Literally everything in your comment has been beaten like dead horse.

I look at that name and all is see is the fictional Lovecraft city, “R’lyeh.” Good job naming your kid, assholes.

See, you olds can try and blame all the world's shit on millennials, but it's Gen X that's all the way responsible for garbage like this. And even worse, it's MY kids that are gonna have these ultra-entitled, excess-"Y"-laden assholes as bosses. They deserve so much better, and they're not even an itch in my nuts yet.

I bet Ryley’s parents must be feeling pretty smug about adding that extra ‘y’ when they look at this list

Fuck you, Jaxon

you really need to read the post before commenting. It's embarassing

The irony of your Kinja name, it’s great.

xkcd is always relevant.

My husband had to restrain me at a Disney World counter-service restaurant, where we waited in line to order for FIFTEEN MINUTES, and the people in front of me STILL had to lingeringly peruse the menu board which had been plainly visible to them for FIFTEEN MINUTES (did I mention we’d all been standing in front of it…

Yup, better to apologize and let the crazy person save face.

At least you have a Gjallahorn.

A friend I went to school with for years. We’d known each other about half our lives at the point it got weird. With disagreed politically on Facebook, and he started following every conversation I made everywhere (on any topic, even things like household cleaners) so he could troll every single conversation. When I…

Ah, I just remembered another great one. It isn’t mine, but I remember it from an old EGM letters column. Somebody wrote in to say that they had hooked up their Xbox mic to their stereo so they could play music over voice chat in Halo 2. They would play the entire match with the Vengaboys’ “We Like to Party” playing…

So what’s it like? Not having friends, I mean.

This is technically also a troll, so I hope it counts:

I had BioShock: Infinite pre-ordered for PC, but since my laptop is sometimes iffy about running games (thank you, Optimus tech) I wanted to try it out first. The game was leaked a few days early so I thought of torrenting it, so I could try it out and see if it…

Because I haven’t seen it posted yet...

When Mariah Carey had her kids Morocco and Monroe, the baby daddy said "We just call them Roc and Roe." But only in Japan. In the US, the son was called Mega Man.