I will literally buy one with actual money if they bring this stateside, I’ll need a dad-mobile in a few year and this will check all the boxes. Wagon, check. Manual, check. AWD/RWD, check. Give. It. To. Me. Now. Or in a couple of years. I’ll even buy it if it only comes in some dreary grayscale variant. 

That’s why I passed on it.

It’s not about abandoning the military, it’s about speaking softly and carrying a big stick.

Great list Torch, and I can’t disagree with any of them; I was ready to argue about one or two (for fun!).. but it’s too perfect.  Maybe I’m a Torch cultist.

And this is exactly why 99% of modern super/hypercars bore me. What exactly is the point if the only way to appreciate their abilities is to have access to a handful of huge racetracks? It’s just a store of a value for the uber-rich. It’s the bitcoin of cars. Oh sure, people could use it as intended, but no one does. 

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

Sam Pilgrim (freeride mtb / dirt jump guy) got a Cake ‘bike’ and has some videos of him ripping around on it. Seems like a lot of fun, but it is more motorcycle than bicycle. 

I need a few million dollars so I can fund a show that’s just Tracy/Torchinsky doing goofy shit together.

I am 100% on board with cars having names. The alphanumeric thing kind of puts everything a manufacturer makes into an anonymous “Sure, an Audi I guess” territory.

More like:

So, who ever is currently in charge of Chevrolet’s design team (I suspect Michael bay) needs to be fired and has no business doing this.

The third photo made me palpably angry.

If you can’t tell the difference between a common colloquialism (either telling someone to shove something up their ass, or, in your borderline literate response, calling someone a motherfucker), and directly calling someone a pedophile, hiring an INVESTIGATOR to prove he is a pedophile, repeating the claim in…

Musk wouldn’t pound the shit out of my ass.

Dude. An asterisk? Really?

You really can’t emphasize this enough, outside some niche forums (and even those tend to devolve into flame wars pretty quickly) this really is one of the only places on the internet that the comment section is actually a discussion, with our corny jokes and puns thrown in of course ;). I’ve learned so much and seen…

awful HotWheels™ paint colors

The Fit has unbelievable cargo space. I mean, for a car that size. It’s a fucking miracle. I’m not joking. My only regret in life is that my family grew too big for the seats because I could carry anything in the back. A clown car. Unbelievable. No other car that we looked at, no matter the listed specs for cargo…