Don't use computers. I heard you can catch viruses from them.

ONE POUND NOTE?! £1 NOTE?!

Microsoft sells its own babies? I rest my case.

Found him.

They've used opening quotes throughout instead of closing quotes. The only interpretation is that this must be reported reported reported speech. Someone said that someone said that someone said this, and frankly that's shoddy evidence. Disregard.

@Destinysface: Thanks for this. Gizmodo -1.

@Neopolis: That's what I meant. You can still sound all cool and technological without confining yourself to geeky males.

@Settings: We're talking mini-micro-iotas of weight change here. That's a technical term.

@Neopolis: Sports cars and names like Mustang... I rest my case, these don't appeal to wide audience outside males!

@Crashproof: No... but it'd sell more. It really would. Of course, we can also try to get the best of both worlds between cool name and cool sales.

It's like Google only want middle-aged men with geek-leanings to buy their phones. "Nexus"?!

CUT IT OFF!

@Bant: Electric Burger: Windows Service Packs never bring new features (or noticeable ones), only fixes and the such.

Damn. They could have included this in the Facebook movie!

@PJ Edwards: Haha brilliant.

Simpsons?

The Oatmeal. Scrooge.

HE'S READING THIS ARTICLE! *brain implosion*

Gizmodo, did you have nothing else to write about on this day?

@Goof_Troop: Haha but seriously, the guy was obviously so pissed off with his life that he got that frustrated. He probably didn't have anyone caring properly for him.