They took your wallet when you were processed. It’s in Property, you’re in a cell.

Actually, you would look at Zara’s sales and out how Bassen’s art is connected to those sales. I once repped a gifted ceramics artist who didn’t sell much on her own. Then Mikasa took her designs and Bloomingdale sold them. We had no trouble settling for a sum which far exceeded her lifetime earnings as an artist. And…

Is that a corned beef from Katz’ or a selfie?

“Dad, we need to talk. I know how you must feel about Joe S. losing after all the work and emotional energy you put into his campaign, but let’s be real. Toomey is a douchenozzle who spits on everything you believe in. Don’t replace your personal disappointment with the fantasy that Toomey will “reach across the…

I was replying to the article’s author, but thanks for playing.

First of all, there is no question that the extent of your world is academia. No one who resides elsewhere could have penned such a bloated piece of tripe on a make-believe controversy.

It’s hard to know how much spin you need to apply before the quran could conceivably be gay friendly, what with all the smiting and stoning it recommends.

I don’t know about the cops, but prosecutors handling these cases are generally rotated out before they burn out.

...and pedophiles do not generally fare very well in general population. Even convicted felons have a moral pecking order.

Same here. But it was messy, smelly and fun because we were young. Everything looks better from that perspective.

Garland Merrick or Merrick Garland. It’s like the most Waspiest McWaspface name imaginable - regardless of which one comes first. And he’s Jewish?

Keith Hernandez hasn’t looked so good in years.

Laurie rocks. Always has.

There are enough of us “olds” who remember La Simone fondly and well - including her distinctive and striking appearance. Makeup, costume and hair styling are all part of the illusion we call “acting”. The more powerful the illusion, the more persuasive the performance can be.

Slut-shaming Bernie? Not a good look on anybody..

“Jamokes” is good, but Bugs Bunny said it best:

I think those cheerleaders pranked him into sending his own noodz and then had a good laugh at his expense.

But what do you say after you say, “I didn’t do it”? Should he have to show proof of his innocence?

What about the protester’s civil rights? The Constitution doesn’t stop at the door to a political rally.

Well, they would have had a harder time trashing her if she had 1. followed the rules in the first place and 2. hadn’t wiped emails from her personal server before complying with the subpoena to hand them over. She evidently thinks the rules for other people don’t apply to her, and that is not an attitude that endears…