Huh. She does, which is weird I didn’t notice since they are both in the movie. The actress is Mo Collins, who did a lot of notable characters from MadTV.

Mo Collins?

G-y-Na, mmhmm What’s up!

Is it the most effective negotiation trick?

This is actually fair. When cooking I use the fewest possible number of pots and utensils, whereas my wife uses 3x as many things.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Yeah same here. I got a lot of money coming to me from Nigeria, if only I could get back into my ***ing yahoo account. Why does life have to be so hard?

: )

how very android of them

Also, wouldn’t you just do that anyway? To earn the points for spending on Amazon?

This change is dumb. You can just get cash back for $1 per 100 points, then spend that cash on Amazon. So it’s basically Chase requiring an extra click.

Pretty much all of your questions can be answered with “Some people have different needs/setups than you do.”

Well, that’s kind of weird, but not in a creepy way, which seems rare on the internet. So I guess I’ll just extend my best wishes to these people. Long may their videos soothe.

How will I play my 8-tracks?

How will I play my 8-tracks?

No floppy disk drive either, sorry.

No floppy disk drive either, sorry.

So essentially Macs are just glorified iOS accessories now. Perhaps it’s time to go back to Windows...

Yeah, I spent like an hour putting it together and they never heard it. Also their characters’ faces got eaten.

I once ran a modern Call of Cthulhu game where the instructions to use an ancient artifact to defeat the Big Bad was recorded on a reel to reel, placed prominently in the old professor’s study. I had recorded a voice over complete with scratchy tape noise and ghostly EVP in the background for the players to listen to.…