Goobers will say they need to haul their 69 full sheets of plywood at least 690 miles every day, in less than 6-9 hours, but I think this thing is great.  And I’m a car guy.

Everything works except the AC? That’s all you need to know.

As a man who has had periods in his life when the AC was broken, let me tell you exactly what that means: “I am so poor, I cannot maintain this car. I have let every piece of this car wear out, even the parts that separate man from beast. The tires are worn…

I’d jump at the chance to buy a halfway decent 80 series for $7k.  This is not halfway decent. 

Besides, everyone knows that the only thing you could do on a SHIELD computer was play Galaga

Not to defend Colonial, but they are a business and they’re in business to make money. Also, the computer systems have replaced the manual paper systems of yore. You can’t just suddenly grab a pad of paper and a calculator to replace complex automated billing systems and having them on standby doesn’t really make…

I got offered almost $1k over what I paid for my 2020 Telluride in August 2019. Already got one on order so....why not?

I was able to get 60% of what I paid for a 2016 Soul on a trade in a few months ago. And that’s with it not being in the greatest shape (cracked windshield, kid wear/tear on the inside, some dings in the body), including a bad clutch. Still pretty shocked.

Because used cars are also scarce and used car pricing offers much less flexibility for negotiation?

You drive a half mile to and from work? Do you even save time over the eight minutes it would take to walk that? Or the 2-3 minutes it would take to bike it?

What the article is say is that the real problem is people. If the last year has taught us anything, people are always the problem. We cannot trust people to do what is right and what will be most beneficial to everyone because they are afraid, selfish, and dumb.

Yeah, that statement is akin to saying there is no drought in XX, because there is plenty of rain in YY.

There is no gas shortage. There is only panic.

Shit. You can walk to work by the time the engines warmed up... I used to have a workplace close like that. I’d ride my bike, and it took longer to drive. 

Which Cliché Car Mod Do You Secretly Love?

Vanity plates. A little silly but I love seeing them.

Slapping a set of these bad boys on anything Japanese. Like OZ on anything European (also which I love), they are super cliche but they definitely work.

I hate to see these stories, especially from this site, on a weekly basis essentially accusing every aspect of dealerships of fraud and shady practices.

Hahaha what a crock of shit, fuck you.

What on earth are you talking about? As complicated as TTL may be, nobody is complaining about getting ripped off over that. Nor are those costs negotiable anyway.

You’re an angry elf.