Goddamnit Jian Yang

Erlich you are afat, and apoor.

Yeah, you’d think the Feds would be smart enough just to run a CarFax on it, duh!

Meanwhile, in the Jalopnik comments section:

Given that there's no indication anyone was caught, perhaps they rightfully trusted their skills?

It seems the original thief didn’t get caught...  

Definitely not a necessity car.

It’s mine! I just forgot where I parked it. Thanks to the authorities for finding it for me after all this time.

BREAKING: The CEO of a large company is vaguely optimistic about the chances of receiving a contract from the federal government.

Wife: Brings someone in to throw away all your stuff while you’re at work. 

Me, to my wife:

What is not intuitive for an automotive journalist doing a review over a few days becomes intuitive for actual owners over a few weeks of acclamation.

“It’s got a manual transmission.”

This would’ve been a top Jalopnik article if Lexus had crashed a yellow IS500 F-Sport while racing a Tesla.

I’m confused for a few reasons here:

This comment offends me. 

IS500 is a cool name for this. It tells you exactly what it is in the old tradition of alphanumerics actually meaning something, and it means those mad lads stuffed a 5.0 into the little IS. I’m not gonna get hung up on the F Sport part.

The Mid Night club in Japan had a code... should anyone die as a result of their high-speed actions, they would disband the club immediately.

What a bunch of bullshit. They “disband” the club? Fuck them. Don’t do stupid shit that ends up costing people their lives.

Two things can be true.