Is this what the world has come to? An Auto tech has to resort to surfing Gizmodo for the latest fix for a car. Can’t we just hit it with a hammer or something?

Well 4 year old car needs 2k in repairs doesn't sound as good as 4 year old car is worthless.

Probably because there’s this thing called a lunch break.

I guess GM has a long memory, after Patrick’s Camaro incident.

The only thing CNET is crashing is computers. Jalopnik on the other hand...

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

C4C has zero impact what-so-ever on the used car market. Anyone who thinks it did is just drinking koolaid and has never actually looked at the situation.

Infiniti used to offer 330 HP for cheap! Now, you have to pony up what, $40,000 to get that from there coupe? Nobody wants to pay that. Especially with all the other issues you mentioned.

You nailed it. My wife loved her 2011 G37X but that doesn’t mean that Infiniti should still be selling that infotainment system in 2020 models.

I used to sell Infinitis for a short period of time and I completely understand why this is happening. Infiniti has 4 major issues:

Top 5 best comment I've ever read

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Change them to pink, that’ll get you typical Charger driver to take them off real fast. 

Dodge: Please take the shipping covers off

Strange; when I was last in Williamsburg, everyone looked like they were straight out of Colonial times...

I suspect that most Fox News viewers won’t learn the real story. And that’s precisely why Trump gets to stay in office. In the alternate reality where Fox News doesn’t exist, Trump got impeached years ago for profiting off the presidency.

The most terrifying thing about this stunt is that I didn’t learn about here; I first saw it on the front page of Fox News website.

I believe the traditional opening to this sort of reply would be "Patrick, you ignorant slut."

Those that can, do.
Those that can’t write blog posts.

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?