Well, the war is over and they have won. We now celebrate the cheap new $699 phone.

Hall of fame comment right here.

This is really going to make my “cars I can never afford” decision very difficult. 

Doesn’t matter 

You made me want to sign up for this now. How does one go about becoming a ref for shitty little kids?

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Michael = Would flip-flop based on the last person he talked to and be so scared to choose for himself he would just close his eyes and press a random button/lever or fill in a random circle while covering his eyes.

 It's like knockoff Chris Pratt. 

2015 or 2016 Lexus GS350 AWD.  Excellent reliability, should hold value relatively well, fun to drive and can fit a couple car seats. 

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Why not, it's the 1920's all over again.

I’m a huge grammar nerd but this is unnecessary. In this case it’s more important to listen to what he has in his heart than to make classist comments about how he got his message across. It’s a screenshot of the Notes app, posted to Instagram. He’s not submitting a statement to Congress.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if it worked out though?

Without your reply I honestly would have never figured it out!

Three Wayne One?  Wayne in 31?  Three way any... oh, I’m dumb.

I once got approval from the AZ DMV for the license plate 3WAYNE1 by explaining that my favorite sports player was named Wayne and he was number 31. But I chickened out and got something else instead. 

Just okay lol Get out of here edge lord, the starbucks hipster cafe is that way.

That’s less than I would have expected... or I guess that just means the average Gladiator buyer just uses shittier cheaper components that I thought.

Pop Up Headlights trump all other decisions