This sounds harder than my solution of simply eating more.

yea my man stepped up and blew some fucking hair back

+1. That guy cannot get enough recognition. Probably the best country artist in the last 30 years.

You know who didnt screw up and need a redo? Sturgill Fuckin Simpson. Guy just killed it.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

the biggest comeback in NFL playoff history

“I FEEL THIS WAY AND YOU ALL FEEL THIS WAY TOO” is the way at least half the Gizmodo sites’ writers frame all their subjective opinions.

Whats the big deal? I mean, it’s not like a player killed a teammate and then have it covered up by the coaching staff! Sure, you’d definitely expect the program to receive the death penalty and never be relevant again if something that awful happened. But that’s just silly hypotheticals.

Burn this program down

“They didn’t even hack The Right Way!”

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

Now I just want to know how many it takes to screw in a light bulb.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Audibly laughed. nooooice.

Maybe deadspin will pick back up now that Ted Cruz owns it.

Not for the door, dipshit, for the column lock.

Yes, they had it up until about the late 2000s. But do you really expect a politics site to know that?

have you tried it with sweetened condensed milk instead of sugar?

Can’t believe you left out the Avocado Smoothie.

It’s sad that I didn’t see my favorite use for avocado listed. Maybe you don’t know about it, so I’ll just explain it: