anyone want to explain what “Summer Fridays” actually are?

Aladdin is Arab not Persian. Geez, what a racist!

#Mansplaining

At any rate, last week, DHS Secretary John Kelly said some new airport security policies are going to be implemented and are mere months and weeks away.

What about when my car calls for 91 octane but my only choices are 93 and 89?

If your diet restricts carbohydrates, there are 17 entrees and two side options for you at Taco Bell. Items like the mini skillet bowl, shredded chicken mini quesadilla and cheesy roll-up are all on your list, as well as sides like hash browns and black beans.

It’s $22 cheaper at Walmart

It’s $22 cheaper at Walmart

but I came for the Halo references. Do you want me to leave disappointed?

“states can tell insurance companies they don’t need to cover any of this.”

I add pesto and dip in marinara

This is the reality, but slang is also how languages have evolved throughout the ages. It’s why we have the indefinite article a and an, because slang shortened “one bird” to “a bird”, it’s how we got the word adder from the original word naddre because people using slang changed “a naddre” to “an adder”.

sad +star for you

The amendment would allow insurers to sell policies that don’t include maternity care, newborn care, surgery or hospitalization.

stranger, you’ve entered a strange land.

This confused me too.

This confused me too.

wow what a loss. My heart goes out to D’Onta. There had been rumors before the season that he was expecting a child but nothing was ever said about it again. I guess this is why. I think it’s really commendable of the media and UT insiders and his friends that nothing about this was leaked until he was ready to share…

Audi has MMI, an insane system that uses dials for menu navigation instead of a touchscreen unless you pay to upgrade it. Audi isn’t the only one to eschew modern innovation either, BMW’s iDrive and Mercedes’s Comand both rely on dials for input as well.

Longhorn on Longhorn violence

Just note that they’re DVDs, not Blu-rays.

Just note that they’re DVDs, not Blu-rays.

The cynics—or, the FIFA realists—would note that no-bid contracts are magnets for corruption.