So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

I will not give up on my dream of one day owning a ten speed bicycle with a gated shifter.

If we’re naming this scandal can we please call it Wastegate?

That’s a weird looking mustang.

Thanks to the historical documentary “Smokey & the Bandit” I grew up believing the greatest performance car possible was the Pontiac Trans-Am.

Miata.

I love these videos.

Here’s the base model!

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

True fact, all villains get their start by being dipped in something terrible.

Tears be gone.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

And cue the jokes about British electrics. I’ll start.

Oh for real, I’ve been doing this for years now. Get the blinds all closed everywhere, the general household lockdown, make sure coffee is set for in the morning, and then I drink myself to sleep. Sometimes I change it up by crying too.

Did someone say “custom Ducati Scrambler” ?

no more drifting hondas, hey wait a minute

The stereotypes certainly didn’t prevent me from buying my car, but they’re not great.

I’ll buy one used for $10k in 5 years

TLDR version: “Oh the RS costs money? Well that’s a deal breaker.” - Jalopnik