If you’re worried the Smarties diet will be harmful to the cattle, the breeder assured ABC that, “no, they don’t have diabetes feeding them candy is less harmful than slaughtering them for meat.”

Large rental trucks quiet enough to sneak up on pedestrians with lots of low-end torque.

No, I expect you to die.

They are there so Porsche can add a $2,500 ‘Exhaust Tip Delete’ option.

This is what the new Continental should have looked like. Beautiful.

In slower news, after 21 years of 2nd gen, Toyota announced new Toyota Century.

This Clio is like the Fourth Republic: unstable, pieced together out of bits, ambitious, initially successful, and unmistakably French. And like the Fourth Republic, it will fail because of cross-border pressures.

so now that you can step out of the car can you throw your helmet at the guy who took you out in the first turn?

I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

I told the guy on the phone that I was going to tow with it, but when I picked it up, the guy at the counter didn’t ask. I didn’t volunteer the information. Dodged it.

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

Chryslers spew coolant and ATF fluid, NOT oil. Thank you very much.

Because... whooooooooooooo!... he’s an idiot too!

You really want to rethink that after the glue fumes wear off.

Thinking back to my Autoparts slinging days...

Oil - even the cheapest oil that is API certified today is better than the stuff from 10-15 years ago. Actually this applies to most fluids.. Brake, PS, Washer, etc...

Bulbs - you don’t need those super expensive Long Life or hyper white tail light bulbs.

Gas - if your car doesn’t call for premium, you don’t need premium or even medium you nitwits.

The air that goes in your tires. Just fill them with regular-ass air if all you do is commute.