Whew. This makes me even more certain that Agents of SHIELD is safe.

You don’t say.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!

Male leaders = totally okay posing topless in official photos.

I will never know if I’ve actually had a legitimate stroke, because trying to comprehend the words of anyone in this administration feels like having one. This may be the secret to their health care plan.

I wonder which “no woman” version is being sent to the Naval Observatory*?

My cat (my profile pic) is a rescue kitty. I don’t know what her history was but she wouldn’t come near me for a good six months. I had her for a year before she would let me pet her while I was standing and she was two when I finally got her to sit on my lap for a few minutes. She’s three now and I can finally brush…

My dad’s a smoker with bad teeth due to ‘60s orthodontia, and, as an added bonus, he grinds his teeth in his sleep. He had one of his near-the-front teeth (incisor? Bicuspid? The one right next to your front teeth) just pop out while he was sleeping one night. He looks really classy without his bridge. And my brother…

Dear god, now i’m going to have to watch it too. I don’t suppose there is a happy ending (i.e. Chris and Tom get together...)

Have you seen Into The Woods? He (Pine) plays a Prince Charming type and is so hilariously hammy. He can play the ham incredibly well, in addition he to being pretty solid when he plays it straight. It made him the perfect choice for New Kirk.

Are there different Outlander shows? I just googled, and the one on Starz is renewed thru season 4...

When I was VERY pregnant (like 9 months along) Chris Pine saw me waddling down the street and held the door at our local coffee shop for like 5 minutes until I made it there. He then told me he was impressed by the fact I could bend down tie my shoe. It was very sweet.

I didn’t even try out, so I can comfort myself with the idea that I’m still possibly better.

Anybody who gets rid of their elderly pet for having accidents is a douchebag, not a person with bad luck. Old cats often have kidney problems that are treatable and the first sign is that they start pissing everywhere.

He does sometimes.

This is a VERY important discussion. I personally choose Chris Pratt, hands down (he kinda looks like my husband so I’m biased). But wait... nope. They’re all handsome and charming and what the heck, it’s a quadruple tie. I GIVE UP

In 2011, Pratt and Faris gave away their 15-year-old cat on Twitter. Pratt literally posted, “Anyone in the LA area want a cat? Full disclosure, she’s old and prone to accidents. So sweet though,” to his followers, apparently thinking a random fan is an appropriate person to take on the responsibility.

I rolled my eyes a bit when Liam walked on stage (yeah, yeah, I was a Blur fan). Then I thought about how a similar crowd here in Atlanta would react to a surprise appearance by Outkast. And even I’ll admit that “Live Forever” is a damn good song.

Cried all the tears, well done everybody.

It is very very pretty (it’s custom McQueen if anyone is curious). I love how demure and appropriate is deemed “old lady.” She’s the Duchess of Cambridge at her sister’s daytime wedding yet some people would still rather see her in, IDK, a sequined cocktail dress at 11 a.m. Would that we all be old ladies who look…