Yeah, yuck and gross and most of all, shame on you for doing this to us.

Ugh I would file a suit if he even sent me a pic of his face

Cue the Bolling Balls jokes.

He’s so tiny! Little itty bitty dictator committee.

Its getting to the point where “Peer Pressure” can be used as a defense over there.

I’ve had it. I mean HAD it. The next “conservative”, family values, party of morals whatever person utters any of those words I am punching them and I don’t even care. I’ve never seen such a bunch of fucking hypocrites in my life.

What’s the betting that you-know-who is wondering about following his hero Vladimir with a shirtless action photoshoot?

And certainly no sleeveless dresses, for gawd’s sake.

Male leaders = totally okay posing topless in official photos.

In response, Donald Trump posted this picture of him and Melinia sharing a tender moment while from their vacation in New Jersey.

“Yes, yes, sit next to me, larger friend, so that I may seem less endowed in the male breast area...”

These vacays always look really boring. What’s the point of being a murderous dictator if you can’t have a bunch of hot chicks and a mountain of blow wherever you go?

I’m basically asexual, but even I’m like, “OMG, Putsy, embrace me with those cellulite-wrinkled upper arms right fucking now!”

No wonder why he didn’t like Obama. Have you seen HIS bathing suit pics??? MMMM-hmmmm.

Please cross out election and replace it with farce. His opponent who has support and wants change is barred from candidacy.

Eh, while I think it’s bad when political neophytes like Trump run for office without doing the work of learning how government works, entertainers aren’t any worse in politics than doctors, businesspeople or any other profession that’s not tangentially related to politics or the law. And it’s not like Al Franken…

My reaction to all of this:

Just a reminder, ICE’s Employee Union endorsed Trump for president. It was their first political endorsement ever.

And now that, under Trump, serving in the military will no longer make you a citizen, there’s really no hope of becoming naturalized. They’ve removed all incentive to even try becoming legal, and then they scream “YOU HAD 20 YEARS TO BECOME A CITIZEN, WHY DIDN’T YOU!?!” as they throw you into a van to send you back…