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I’m knitting many scarves for holiday presents! Knitting while watching reality tv is my jam.

now I want ham and split pea soup. and some nice crusty homemade bread.

I love turkey but I threw a friendsgiving party this year and insisted we have ham along with turkey. I bought a ham butt and put it in the Crock-Pot with brown sugar for like 8 hours. It was amazing. Falling apart and soooo good. We ate leftovers all week and I used the bones and scraps to make black bean soup.

The two of us are making a prime rib, brown butter mashed potatoes, my mom’s sausage bacon dressing (gotta have 1 of her recipes every holiday meal), Kroger’s pumpkin pie - because $2.99 is hard to beat, brown ale beer for him and a Georgia grown Malbec for me. Homemade whipped cream for the pie & hot chocolate with…

It will be just Kiddo and me tomorrow (boycotting the fam this year) and I am doing the traditional turkey with homemade stuffing (that stuffing is why I’m late to the game!), mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, cranberries, rolls, real butter, and pumpkin pie with real whipped cream. And, of course, sparkling…

Cut out the shape and mount it on a dartboard!

Holy shit that sounds fantastic.

I’m starring you for doing all this for yourself! Excellent!

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Breakfast: Buttermilk pancakes and thick cut bacon with mimosas for the adults

Mmmmmmmm ham hock & spicy pepper....

The best green beans are slowly simmered in an already simmered down broth of ham hock and spicy pepper!

Exactly. It’s a template, and if you are creative enough you can spice that shit up and make it unique and baller

I’m in charge of the mac n’ cheese. The secret? BACON BITS YALL OH YEAH

She’s filing for a recount because Hillary can’t. Even if you hate Stein, this is important.

I would 100% wear his face on my ass.

the “fart noise” at the end elevates this comment to poetry.

I SUGGESTED THIS!

I don’t want to wear that face on my boobs, on my ass is different story . fart noise