I have a small chance of dying in an auto accident. I have a far, far smaller chance of being killed by a lightning strike. Realistically, I should be more concerned about everyday driving safety and caution than I should be about being caught outside during a thunderstorm and being one of those incredibly rare…

Thanks for this. I love the way I look now, and plan to go gray and embrace my wrinkles when the time comes and be a hot old dame and all that jazz, but the second age starts to meld my chin and neck together, I'm getting that shit tucked, zero fucks given.

I actually have a guy friend who said to me, like a year ago 'you know when girls have a space between their legs when they walk? I think that's so hot.'

I can't wait for the sheer skirts to all just go away. This looks like - let's put gorgeous detailing all over - ah fuck that's hard let's just leave the skirt as is.

So much left out.

I don't like her but come on Jezebel she is not challenging them , if you actually did some research she insists that she's not calling them out , ""It's completely the opposite of that, though. I'm saying that I want all of them to be Sheezus, and I want to be Sheezus too."

I might have interpreted the lyrics wrong, but I thought the message of this was how utterly ridiculous it is that fans/media pit female artists against each other? stan wars and shade and whatnot? The period verse is a little awkwardly worded, but it's a hella lot more truthful than most other mainstream pop songs.

You need to get over that. I'm an English language teacher, and I can tell you that it stands in as a less formal "you're welcome", which is widely accepted in other languages. Or do you get mad at Spanish speakers for saying "de nada" or French speakers for saying "de rien"?

Are you seriously this angry about pleasant noise?

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

Some people do honestly have weird shit happen on weed...but that's usually only if their brain is already in the beginning stages of schizophrenia. IE, they would have had a breakdown eventually.

I would come to a very different conclusion from that study - like, say, that a pre-schizophrenic is more inclined to risk taking behavior, like smoking pot.

It's really, really sad that people would rather admit to being uh...constantly stoned than possibly publicly admit they might have a manageable but difficult mental illness.

"That's exactly how I thought her boobs would look."

That really sucks and I sympathize. I heard the original version of song earlier and had to change it. Not playing misery poker, but my girlfriend of two years (whom I just moved in with in December) died in a car accident a month ago, and while I thought I was doing better, this week has just been awful for me.

This is perfect. My boyfriend of 4 years and I split last night, he moved out this morning. This fucking song was playing on every goddamn radio station ever today, and I just could not get on the Happy bandwagon.

I'm a pantry cook & I do not feel as though it would be safe for me to be wearing gloves all the time...I have to do lots of very high-speed slicing & dicing & I would not feel safe putting a glove on my right hand (the one I use to hold my knife.) I want to have a very secure grip on my knife at all times.

You are implying a complete denial of science on my part which is completely based on your own bias and rigidity on the subject not on your knowledge of me as a person. If that makes you feel really good about yourself b/c in your mind you can pity me since I'm supposedly intellectually inferior or at the very least…

I've had a positive experience with a medium. She didn't ask me any questions, she just flat out started giving me information and knew things that no one could have known without my volunteering them. I literally just sat there taking it all in. It was in a town and a state that I didn't live in nor have any…