Yeah, but you know who else is all of those things you listed but DIDN’T already win in another category? Janelle Monae. She was the only other person who could say that

I know AngeryTwitter - kind of redunant, I know - is going to be pissed that Kasey Musgraves won top prize, but I ain’t even mad. Talented, the opposite of a horrible person, speaks to the times and all times...I’ve seen much less deserving folks win it.

Since Klobuchar is from the Midwest, I’m wondering how she’ll respond to AOC’s dream of getting rid of all farting cows.  I mean, there are lots of cows in Minnesota, and I’d imagine most of them fart, no?

Honestly, I just think she’s so funny. I really think that her comedic skills are STILL underrated, even after everything.

The Nancy Pelosi impression still makes me cringe a bit...the way that SNL uses their female cast generally makes me cringe these days. It feels so patronizing and hollow and means they don’t get genuine opportunities to show their talent. As sexist as the old show was, you had women like Gilda Radner who got to do…

Because the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is teaching them that tenacity works to their advantage.

Having sex with someone, getting off, and then immediately falling asleep or leaving the room or generally being unconcerned with the other person and their satisfaction—-which doesn’t have to mean orgasm—-is shitty behavior, whether perpetuated by men or women. That’s what vibrators and other sex toys are for. If…

Agreed. This should not be made light of. Especially by a news site whose parent site was basically destroyed by the publishing of non-newsworthy sexual material without the subjects permission.

Absolutely agree. Even the worst shitbag in the world does not deserve to be revenge-porned. Attack him for the public harm he causes, not what he does in his private life nor for him being blackmailed over something that involves two consenting adults. This is a bad take, Jez.

Yes, that’s what is at the center of this: the secret Saudi meeting. Pecker’s paper empire isn’t doing so well, like much other print media, so he is looking for a cash infusion. Would be one thing if he went to them on his own, but it sounds like the Trumpies were involved. So, in addition to the probable…

I find it touching that the National Enquirer thinks the pictures are extra naughty because he’s in undies, perhaps sexting, and wearing his wedding ring.  Dudes, most people cheat with their rings on unless they’re lying to the mistress about being married.  It’s like the NE thinks their readers are pearl-clutching…

I think people are missing the lede here -- AMI got a pass from the Mueller investigation. Now they’ve been caught extorting someone in direct relation to the Trump investigation. Did they just rip up their free pass?  I don’t know, but my Mueller investigation feeds and communities (yeah I’m a junkie) are freaking…

And now the whole world is stuck holding the ruler in two rich white dudes’ dick measuring contest. Neat.

This flippant tone seems really inappropriate when covering a horrendous invasion of privacy. Revenge porn is a form of sexual assault. This is not a “dick measuring contest” between two men, it’s one man revealing threats of sexual assault made against him by another. I get that Bezos is not a pleasant person, but I…

Not a huge Bezos fan, but I hope he takes them down hard over this.

First, this is not a bill! It cannot become law. It’s a resolution that means fuck-all.

Also in AOC’s Green New Deal: No more homework EVER.

I think that’s a very important distinction. Going from goals to figuring out something workable will take several years itself. That’s before we even get into the—what is the state of the technology question.

These are all great and lofty goals, but they completely and utterly ignore reality. Also missing is the most crucial thing- THE FUCKING HOW.

I cannot understand the point of posting someone else’s picture just so people tell you how pretty A PERSON WHO ISN’T YOU is.