Kanye is on Twitter right now claiming medication is bad for his creativity. That shit is dangerous and people have to stop acting like criticizing his dumb fucking opinions is the same thing as being insensitive about his health issues. 

The elevator photo from his Inaugural Ball is my favorite 

“I knew he’s the one when he can only last a minute. It has been easy for me to close my eyes, hold my breath and think of the money. I wish to have time to watch more news but I don’t. I’m very busy at the spa and shopping. Most of my time I’m on valium. Also, we don’t talk to each other.” Melania Trump

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

This idea makes me a little uncomfortable but at the same time I’m having trouble thinking of a downside. 

Because there is now a child involved, so the game if it is one, now needs to make sure that child is not scarred by Cardi B./Offset’s career planning...

God I hope the dems make sure to get the message out to every current military member and vet alike: you didn’t get your paycheck or your benefits because Trump didn’t personally get his knob polished by us.  He’s not paying you because he wants a big wall before paying you and your family’s benefits.  

It’s SO MUCH BETTER.  Donald Trump would revel in the idea of being in a pissing contest.  A tinkle contest?  The phrase is so completely emasculating that it is...*chef’s kiss*

Her “Mom” ploy is probably a good one, and (extended barfing noise).

And that is how you make a cutting remark by sliding the knife exactly between the ribs.

That pic says it all. Trump was the bad ass toddler and Pence was his embarrassed father. Pelosi was the mom and Schumer was the sarcastic uncle who doesn’t mind goading a child. 

Thank you internet

It would make me happy if he didn’t dump his girlfriends as soon as they turn 25.

I finally gave in and watched the video for “thank you, next,” just to see all the pop culture references. This was also the first time I heard the song, and I just found it so incredibly blah. I kept waiting for it to kick in in some way but the whole thing felt like a terribly slow intro or something.

Yes, I’m always kind of perplexed by the adulation of Portman as an actress. I always find her incredibly bland. Saw “Annihilation” last year and I think with a different lead it might have worked well, but Portman was so wooden, I ended up not caring what happened to her character.

It’s very strange to me that she’s regarded as a good actress. In every film from the professional through this hot garbage, her “acting” is just looking kind of like Audrey Hepburn from the side.

Nat dont exactly “disappear” into her roles.

It’s not about what these propagandists are willing to say, it’s what folk’s uncle and grandmas and older brothers are willing to believe. I’m getting exhausted at seeing clickbait headlines about people getting “slammed” or deservedly victim to some “scathing takedown” and it having NO. DAMNED. EFFECT.

It’s the same logic that gets you a resisting arrest charge for covering your head while the police beat you with clubs and shout, “STOP RESISTING!”

The fucked up thing about the border separations to me was like “this happens thousands of times a year to *citizens* yet no one cares to notice”