No, the bill clearly states that little six-year old Suzy Wasserman from Des Plaines is being handed an AK-47, a parachute, and hurled from a plane directly into a war zone. It’s pretty rough stuff.

Maybe yours is, but I have a pretty good plan, and when I temporarily needed Vitamin V thanks to some cheerful side-effects of other meds, I was stuck paying cash. (Which my wife and I turned into a game: how was our day? Do we think we earned spending $40 for a roll in the hay tonight? Also, I never took one unless I…