*That guy* is the best fan in baseball.

That’s seriously fucking nothing.

Damn right my man.

If TD wants us to use the name, they can pay us.

I’m required to call my employer to remind them to send me my paycheck every two weeks, too.

Opposition research with foreign governments, especially those governments who are considered enemies of the nation is called collusion. Colluding with an enemy power to take control of the government of your home country in exchange for future favors is treason.

You know an asshole by the company he retains...

Thank you for giving a name to the men my husband and I HATE having threeways with. They try and make it some shamanic expression of embracing human love, and I’m all “awesome, 2 dicks.. yay for lust”

“Politics is not the nicest business in the world...but it’s very standard in politics,” Trump said.

Tenderman also obseqiously apologizes for his douchebag brother Tinderman.

The more he asks “areyouthereyet, areyouthereyet” the less you are “there”..., more than they are bored, I think that when they see you having an orgasm they feel more manly man.

Boxing is the second most mentally grueling sport. Get outta here with baseball and golf, especially golf.

Aaand, you’d be wrong on both counts. I mean, fucking boxing has either of those two beat, easy. But tennis is a series of matches over a number of days against all kinds of opponents. Golf is a nice walk, ruined. John Daly made money playing golf. It’s not an easy game to play well, but it doesn’t compare to the…

And I’m almost 45! DO IIIIIIT.

My wife got rainbow hair in honor of a friend who passed. It. Is. Incredible. Also, if any post should get me out of the greys (it’s so colorful!) it’s this one, no?

I have a government job, so why not

I’m white with naturally black (the color not the texture) hair. Or it was, until I got old as fuck and my hair is now a salt and pepper mix.

I love colorful hair, but I can’t bring myself to color my own on any kind of permanent natural color stripping basis anymore, so this would be me:

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

I’m not getting tired of watching it.