Nobody looks good with that beard. It’s like Wooly Willy come to life.

Did you miss the part where he texted her and gave an account of him committing a crime? Do you grasp that it is a criminal act to ejaculate on a sleeping person?

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

You do if they can outrun you.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

“Wait you don’t have to pay them first?”

Yes you have me cold. For real. I will now retreat to the countryside in shame never to be seen or heard from again.

“Break a brother’s neck, it’s coming out of your check”

I’m sure the Baltimore PD is reacting to this change in a measured and reasonable way.

^^^ Attention Champ and/or Peej

Gold is the toilet of Trump’s past. Stainless steel is the toilet of his future.

“Oh just wait til I say this on Jezebel, they’ll get hysterical and start yapping at me. Total own!” He no doubt takes any reaction to his shitty posts as hysteria or overreacting or silly yapping. I wouldn’t expect anything else from such a jackass

I took the gay art/straight life comment to mean that his actual attractions are straight and everything else is performance.

A friend of a friends kid went to this guys Twistars facility in Michigan. Numerous times it told how this guy would be borderline abusive and push girls off of the high beams because they mess up and verbally harass them. After that Larry Nassar would come along and play the good cop to his bad cop. If you ask me it…

What’s the difference? That it was buttholes?

Here folks is a good example of good ole white privilege and the mindset of a shrouded racist.

I have an idea, how about grid puppies?

Probably not.

Does that matter?