That is the most perfect POV I’ve read yet.He seem so bitter not at all this cuddly ladies man scholar every nameless ex friend have made his yucky ass sound over the last two days. Women can see his disorder clearly ,3time loser. Looks like he would dissolve you in a vat of acid,if he got at you. 

Your ring is pretty. So are your hands at least yours are real his look rubbery and evil.

And Milk Duds.

I love Olly.

So that rash is syphilis then?

She did. And he kicked him out in the middle of the night in Vegas sooo.He was dude’s friend. You’re a male right?

Feel you if that means anything. Me too.

At least you aren’t a dirty traitor,I mean quitter.

No quarter.

Strategically placed they could be incredibly useful in a bank robbery,ohhhh loookk a babyyyohshit!

No no no do not apologize!That shit is part and parcel what a man of his character does and is to women. Such a self fucker,I can’t even anymore with male feminists.ugh

Like in gigantic drapes!

Don’t forget the onions.

Bombay Sapphire in da freezer.

I love gin. And I am nice.

Kinda to late,Waco and all.

No I think that was Roy Cohn

And you can hear it even when your shit is muted. Say it loud.

It just means he has a crush on her.

Not as bald -faced about it as Baylor IS.