Or if he just stayed in his fucking car...

Watts will host a show called My America, and Larry Elder, longtime conservative talk show host, will also headline a show on BNC. If you can’t quite recall who Larry Elder is, here’s him explaining to Candace Owens why black people always play the victim:

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“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

I agree that it looks like a skit.

True, and the white people who work there must be extra stupid or evil, because you would have to be not to acknowledge how fucked up that ad is. This is like that Pepsi thing all over again.

Screenshot of a text exchange with “Carter” from the linked article:

“I love adventure not into huge crowds.”

Somebody should catfish the fuck out of him.

Say what you will about Felicity Huffman, she was smart enough to get out of this. She’ll get a fine, some community service and move on with her life.  Loughlin is going to jail and will be the face of this case forever.

Given that Georgetown Law is ranked 14 in the nation and how much time Tiffany spends partying and socializing while she's supposedly enrolled, I’m going to assume the admissions bribery nonsense also extends to graduate schools now.

Read: she got famous-ish, and everyone with a petty grievance wants to make sure everyone-ish knows she was once an idiot child.

I appreciate that the main point of this article is Lauren Duca in general, but hold on:

But you took the time to come here and comment. Maybe just move on if you’re not interested! 

When your hippie-dippy ex-GF grows into a hard-right conservative despite the people and experiences she had in her youth.  

Legit laughed out loud when I read the title.

This dude’s been a piece of shit since forever. Any time you need a far-right shaved nutsack to jabber on TV about how gays are turning little boys into sissies, he’s been there with bells on. There have been surprises in the ongoing Me Too movement, but this isn’t one of them.

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

I’m 32 and every time I go on Facebook it’s like, “Surprise! WE’RE PREGNANT!” or “Soandso has a sibling on the way!” Meanwhile I’m a single cat lady who has time to go to the gym, attain my goals as a figure skater, and make banana bread.