I have never and will never put a fake emotional support vest on my dog, but I will also say that it still comes back to the airlines that people feel a need to in order to circumvent them. Your choice is to fly with your dog that’s small enough in your lap - where you get no accommodated seating, and it costs 150…

I grew up there.  It’s a delight. I actually don’t even think tourists see the best parts, although they see plenty of good things. 

Exactly.  As a native of Northern Michigan, the real question is why did this guy ever bother eating cherry pie that wasn’t from northern Michigan or think it would compare?

Pretty sexist and also, pretty shitty towards things like mental illness if you’re lumping Bynes in there.

This is a great response for official rules of restaurants, but I feel like every server knows that the bulk of the food you get is not exactly in the rules. A lot of restaurants have food that isn’t really counted or tracked - for instance, you work at a place that does free bread for the table and even if its…

I actually don’t know that that’s super true - or I think it’s changed a lot over the past decade or so. A lot of jobs don’t give “free” stuff in the same way, but tons of white collar jobs come with things like expense accounts, office kitchens with snacks, office happy hours, etc. (I’d also make a sub argument that…

Remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato wrong?

What I wouldn’t give for a politician who just had a poor concept of potato spelling. 

Yessss everytime I see her

You see in a mirror what you bring up to it, buddy

There always is, the optimal sleeping temperature is something like 67 degrees or lower

It’s not that the Democratic party as a national whole doesn’t understand the South - it’s partially that many if not most Southern Democrats are not actually Democrats. Spending your money to elect candidates who are theoretically in your party but often completely against party line is a harder sell then using that…

I would only want to steal them more. 

It is, and I think they’re highly feminist books in general! I think what I was trying to say is that critiques that call them non feminist tend to do so when they’re judging them by modern standards of feminism, which is silly. Like... it’s silly if someone were to say that Jane Austen is not feminist because all of…

Austen’s work was remarkably feminist for the times it was in - the critiques of reading her characters and judging them by modern feminism is crazy pants. 

War and Peace, in all honestly, is a big ol’ soap opera of a novel. Once you get used to it, it almost feels trashy sometimes. It’s wonderful writing and philosophical and all that, but at the end of the day it’s just also just a bunch of people fighting and trying to hook up

I honestly really liked all of the sequels very much - they tend to paint a broader picture and understanding of life and in many of them Anne shifts from the focus of the story to simply being the narrator of what is happening around her.  AOGG is honestly one of my least favorite of any of them. 

The first letter is such a clear example of how often men - even kind, caring, trying to be understanding ones - don’t fully understand what women deal with, even as they’re watching it unfold. I can’t believe the words “post partum” never came up once in the response, or that he has a real conception of what having a…

I see no possible way they could, but if there is one thing the deplorables are good at, it’s twisting things in a way that makes no sense, so 

Too late bitch, I have 100 babies and they’re all being licked by dogs right now!

Why, are you worried about the dog catching germs from the baby?  It’s okay, I’m sure the puppo is fine!