As a Caps fan, yessssssssssssssssssssssss.

There’s a weird jedi mind trick going on in how the ref talks to Slater, he’s not asking “Kick or Receive?” he’s saying “Kick?” and leaving the receiving implied. Which, ya know, after going through 60 minutes of car crashes I probably wouldn’t recognize the implied receiving option either.

Worth noting that the prices for tickets literally tripled after Kobe’s retirement announcement, so I’m sure many Wizards tix holders were more than happy to offload their own holdings to the Lakers fans who wanted one last glimpse of Kobe blowing through this part of town.

I dunno, there’s something startlingly incompetent about Zorn calling the play initially, the Giants calling timeout to figure out WTF, and then Zorn just saying “screw it” and calling the same damn play right out of the timeout despite the notable handicap of not having the element of surprise in any way anymore. At…