Here is my proposed Trumpnauguration Program:

Bullshit. Trump would have given his right arm to have the place filled with A-list celebrities but no one wants to be associated with this shitstorm. So, now they are trying to spin it into something “poetic” because that fool is basically going to be standing alone with a tiny bible to make sure his hands look big.…

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

I figured it would be a Dom DeLuise treasure bath scenario....

so pointing out that a presidential candidate mocking a disabled person is unseemly and not befitting of an elected official is some how elitist? we need two USAs and im moving to the one where people behave like civilized human beings.

The Carrie Fischer quote to close tipped me right over into bawling my eyes out territory.

Clearly, you had never seen her in “Death Becomes Her”

Somehow the speech made me feel better despite the ongoing awfulness, thank you Meryl!

It was indeed all those things. And it was a thrill to watch.

Absolutely.

Meryl’s speech just absolutely crushed, so so good.

I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

For Meryl

ravishment is the fantasy. rape should not be.

I deal in fantasy too. I’ve heard fantasies just like this one expressed by a few people.

“Dames” is too classy a word for him; he’d use something more vulgar, being the small-fingered vulgarian he is.

Exactly, I worked for USAF. 2 of my very qualified peers were denied clearance due to financial history and minor recreational drug use. It takes approximately 6 months these days to get a low level, TS is about a year.

1. They should have all worn pussy-bow blouses.

Pepperidge Farm remembers!