A) fuck off b) no shit it’s happening, my useless hope has to do with it fucking changing something. C) stop being such a dick. You could have told me to be hopeful or something but instead you read about me being physically sick to my stomach and you decided to be a major ass. Am I somehow more worthy of your ‘tude…

I’d rather have ten gauge needles dug into my eyelids while starving humming birds dug through my bowels and the Stay Puft man from Ghostbusters gave me a rectal exam rather than watch an episode of Girls. That being said as a 1/9 octopus with 47 gender identities, bushels of grapes for hands, penises sprouting from…

You did not acquit yourself well here.

I’m all for the just shutting down in this case.

I’d like to believe some are falling on their swords for the good of the country, but the way, for instance, Nikki Haley went into ecstasies after Trump was elected (after first hating him, then grudgingly agreeing to vote for him), led me to believe another element is taking over.

You said it.

No, I heard Steve Apocalypse is the shoo-in for DoD.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

FUCK ALL THESE GARBAGE PEOPLE. Just fuck them all. My rage is uncontainable over all of this. God I hate them all.

And don’t forget how women are so emotional. What will a woman in her late 60s/early 70s do when she has her time of the month?

How would you like the Democrats to respond to their concerns? By presiding over the longest sustained run of private-sector job growth in history? By making sure that every American has access to healthcare, putting a major dent in the scourge of medical bankruptcy? By raising the minimum wage at local and state…

Starred for the Horowitz reference. A little glimmer of the sublime in this shitshow... 

No, they’re not options because he’s perfect. He’s a handsome, fit man with a full head of naturally blonde hair, and any information to the contrary is a false media narrative.

Plus women are so fragile. Always complaining. Getting their feelings hurt on Twitter. Offended by theater people. Sad.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

Because he likes precisely 40 seconds slobbering per nipple.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

Tweets and rallies!

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Michael Shannon is always in a better film than those around him.