Yes. I don’t know much about the alternative to the Kitchenaid mixer. What I do know is that we got an expensive brand name mixer when my wife and I were married. We killed it within a year. We bought a supposedly sturdy one on our own. Good reviews and everything. Lasted like five months.

Is this the elephant tail cutter offer? Because if it is I’ll slap him too with a baseball bat.

Don Diaper | Sterling Pooper

Ok! Goodbye forever!!!!

You might as well spend your time making fun of a lame dog or a kid with Down’s Syndrome.Get your shit together.

This is horrible and hilarious at the same time. They’re so fucking dumb it’s kinda funny. You know they won’t be able to organize this shit. They’ve got no hidden cameras and probably don’t know how to set that shit up anyway, they’re going to get busted trying to buy that much marijuana and go broke trying to buy…

Hahahaha giving away liquor and marijuana.

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One of the weirdest things about moving to LA was realizing how much influence Scientology has around the town. On my way home from work, I drive by no less than three Scientology-related buildings and regularly get accosted by Scientologists handing out pamphlets on the street corner, even when I’m in my car (on the…

I know from when I was bullied in school, I finally broke down and told my mom, and my mom was furious and called the school several times and met with the principal. And honestly, my bullying got worse because I ‘ratted’ them out and got them in (barely) trouble. Maybe she felt like she couldn’t tell her mom or dad.

STFU.

I truly hope she literally haunts them all.

I don’t think we have a bunch of people telling kids that “being bullied is the end of the world.” I think we have a bunch of kids being harassed at every fucking turn and when you’re 11, 12, 13 years old it’s hard to imagine that life gets better because you’re a fucking kid and to a kid a year is like a lifetime.…

I was bullied mercilessly in school. It was...awful. I’m so glad that I was pretty much done with school before social media was a thing, or else I probably would’ve been in a similar situation. The worst that happened online is a guy from school spent the summer chatting with me on AIM and then turned out it was a…

That’s possible. I was bullied a lot as a kid. A quick perusal of Facebook indicates that, like me, friends who were really bullied tend to not have any kids, while every single person who bullied me does. One of them has 6 kids.

Exactly. A friend actually said to me the other day, “Eh, we survived eight years of George W, so...” Yes, but despite all his numerous faults I never feared the destruction of mankind because of a Twitter slight from him either.

Eyeroll. Hahaha its a joke. Eyeroll. Youre too uptight. Eyeroll. Political correctness. Eyeroll. Eyeroll. Eyeroll. Why is it so fucking hard for humanity to go 5 minutes without being pieces of shit?

Never been a time when Giant Meteor 2016 as appealing! Giant Meteor doesn’t discriminate!

I’m with you. I just don’t want that imagery in my head or those feelings in my heart. I read a plot summary of Martyrs around this time last year and it shook me up so badly that I didn’t sleep for days. All set on horror here—I’ll take my Young Frankenstein and be on my way, thanks.

Not going to touch on the idea that some people just generally enjoy watching others be tortured, raped, and mutilated? A walk among the tombstones may not be a horror movie for guys, but I can’t imagine a woman exists who enjoys a movie where women don’t speak except for screaming while being raped and mutilated.…