Oh, god, that top pic.....

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

Fingers crossed Chelsea fills in.

Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

There has never been a more appealing, attractive family in the White House – ever.

If they break up, I think I’ll lose all hope for lasting love. They are perfect together.

I’ve loved Michelle Obama since her 2008 convention speech. No, before that. When she went through the whole bullshit about being proud of America.

All hail Khaleesi Michelle. We are not worthy.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

Reminds me of these weird sticky tapes with wires you could buy from the home shopping network that you were supposed to put on your face and give yourself a facelift

That is my new kitten, I would buy her a pony if she wanted one.

This rings true to me. I work with a lot of military people. One of them is great: kind, generous, funny. But also a fundamentalist, really really right wing, somewhat in to conspiracy theories. I refuse to bring up politics because some things you can’t unlearn.

Look at Barron in the picture of the three of them. That is not a happy little boy. There is a part of me that feels sorry for him. However, I know that he is going to turn out to be a giant fuckwit like his older brothers.

Dang. Well good on you though!

I recently heard about Trump possibly starting a news network (think Fox News but TRUMP NEWS) after he loses the election. His supporters will become the audience, naturally.

Guess what! I don’t care if you believe me even though I’ve mentioned the place where I worked many times here before (well, on Gawker, not here). It’s not difficult to look up past board members. And she’s dead and I’m not, so I win.

I know right? Like, did they think Amy Schumer was a gun rights advocate?

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Also, people need to listen to their gut instincts, that feeling of unease, that little voice... but mostly their gut. It’s a sadly underused attribute and should be cultivated and respected.

I say it’s the work of deceased burnt crosses that were so unsatified just rolling in their graves they decided to rise up and rally the base w some false flag accelerant.