It’s a grabbing between the thighs and cupping. It happens a lot, and it’s horrible.

Don-descending?

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

why is sleeping a good thing? i want a president that has never slept, a president that doesnt need to sleep. when do Islams attack? while we are sleeping, those cowards. i want a president that can keep me safe like my dad kept me safe. he would watch me all night every night to protect me from Africans he said and…

Yes, but accurate.

Chris Brown tweeted: “Not to sound cliche but, I REALLY BELIEVE WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER.”

Like you I voted Bernie in the primaries and I’ll vote Hillary in the general. I like a lot of her platform. I appreciate her dedication to a woman’s right to choose. I like her stance on college being free for students whose parents earn less than (I think) $125,000 a year. I like that she wants to invest in…

I noted that and was pleased that no-one forced the contact issue, I did a little squee at Trudeau demonstrating good consent decorum. *swoon*

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.

I was happy to just watch the highlights video. I also have a really low tolerance for awkwardness.

Let me guess. You are 20, white, male, straight, consider yourself an ally but don’t have any minority friends, are still in college, recently discovered Chomsky, are a Leo, and frequently have fantasies about how you will respond to interview questions once you are famous.

Exactly. she seems more dead pan and dry. Being forced to yuk (or yuck) it up with Jimmy “spin the bottle” Fallon comes across as just that- forced. She’s Christopher Guest, not Larry the Cable Guy.

Second Colonel Brandon forever! And Emma Thompson foreverever!

Aside: I love those portraits. I bought my friend the Robert Downey, Jr. throw pillow because he adores the Iron Man movies, and he was so very thrilled. Replaceface does some awesome stuff.

Now I’m sad for TWO reasons :(

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

This election is stressing me the fuck out.

I know it seems crazy but I have a couple of “first-degrees-of-separation” with Tom Hanks and he really is every bit as kind as he seems. Truly.

You shut your mouth! Ron Howard is SACRED. NotOpieNotOpieNotOpie...