my 83 yr old grandpa died recently and when I washed his body I was struck by the beauty of the man’s feet. It was like he’d never walked a step in his life, and soft like a baby too. But somehow I have hooves :(

So you’re mansplaining mansplaining mansplaining to me.

“Outline your plan for defeating ISIS in 30 seconds or less, Mrs Clinton.”

Thank you, internet stranger! :-)

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

This is kinda weird, but, I’ve started eating cherry sours candy with breakfast every morning. Lol. I know it’s not healthy but I’m not going to do it forever, it’s a really small bag and it makes me look forward to waking up in the morning (I go to a methadone clinic). Treat thyself is my motto! :-D

This Angela Lashbrook seems to know where her towel is. I could never explain this in so few words. Go Angela!

I’LL BE DAMNED IF’N I LET SOME WOMAN CALL ME A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES!

His father was abusive to women, he is just continuing the family legacy.

I may get attacked for this, but the British press coverage, and the response of the readership, was just as baffling/terrifying as the Italian legal system. It looked at the time like some weird echo chamber was created between the British tabloid press and the Italian courts, goading each other and whipping each…

Agreed. However if the asshat paying you $15 a shot for it wants it served with a turd that looks like Lenny Kravitz, you serve it that way.

And here I thought Bartending 101 was don’t fuck up a bourbon by adding useless fruit...

and the knees! haha. i just do to other vagina’s as i would like done to my own. it usually works out. im mostly in it for the pussy eating tbh.

Well, I don’t know what went on (although you never struck me as some kind of rape apologist, for sure) but I also know I don’t like this“piling on” business. Not a good look.

I am really vanilla, but I learned recently you can kiss while gagged and that it is actually very hot. I shocked myself. The end.

YES. Time for my favorite Alton Brown quote: “Imagine a flower: A climbing orchid, to be exact; the one of some twenty thousand varieties that produces something edible. Now imagine that its blooms must be pollinated either by hand or a small variety of Mexican bee, and that each bloom only opens for one day a year.…

I can’t imagine not kissing during sex and I’m kinky as fuck so hey!

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

What!?! Kissing is AWESOME! Don’t let anyonetell you different!

Had similar experience to Amber’s, find threesomes greatly overrated.