OH MY GAWD so many levels of good right here.

Let’s hope so...yet I fear it’s gonna get all Callister in there.

Whelp....while there are decent humans in the world...taken as a whole we are pretty much parasitic, violent garbage....so. ...it’s not as if they aren’t correct.

She is without flaw.

Exactly. His life was over. Helpful of him to go.

Fair enough. Very fair.

Gabriel Byrne? Ann Dowd? I’m in.

Hm. Ok...when rich and liberal and very vanilla Garth Brooks came back for a tour after being gone for a decade (more?)...he....did ok. To put it mildly.

HAH!...a flawless guess. Perfection. Thank you for the genuine chuckle.

At least, then, they are doing some good in the world.

Bless these litigious, doggedly active, beautiful motherfuckers.

Oh my god..the cover, the concept, the poem. WRETCHED....boggling narcissism.

Oh no..totally is...it’s why I read the piece and I didn’t find out a thing about him in it!

And oddly, all I can think right now is that this image makes her look as if she has a carnival sized head.

YAY! World sucks slightly less today!

Not to sound creepy but I love you, in that “you are a total stranger being awesome” way that makes me hate humans a little less. Thank you. This was sweet as hell.

I would kill to have these sorts of problems.

I think of Dolly as a Good Person litmus test. Running far away from someone who dislikes her is a good life strategy.

I’m really ok with this.

Oooh oooh ooh...I have a story. I used to have his amazing and wildly intimidating cookbook.....big hardcover fancy thing with ribbon markers...very nice.