Bless these litigious, doggedly active, beautiful motherfuckers.

Oh my god..the cover, the concept, the poem. WRETCHED....boggling narcissism.

Oh no..totally is...it’s why I read the piece and I didn’t find out a thing about him in it!

And oddly, all I can think right now is that this image makes her look as if she has a carnival sized head.

YAY! World sucks slightly less today!

Not to sound creepy but I love you, in that “you are a total stranger being awesome” way that makes me hate humans a little less. Thank you. This was sweet as hell.

I would kill to have these sorts of problems.

I think of Dolly as a Good Person litmus test. Running far away from someone who dislikes her is a good life strategy.

I’m really ok with this.

Oooh oooh ooh...I have a story. I used to have his amazing and wildly intimidating cookbook.....big hardcover fancy thing with ribbon markers...very nice.

This. This this this a thousand times this.

lookit that classy motherfucker.

But you wanna sound smarter than saying “ass cancer” and pancreas is too hard to spell.

Isn’t he extraordinary? Few humans beyond the current pResident could be less appealing.

Agreed. Way to fail upwards.

Roy Cohn, I think....so feel free to not feel the slightest bit bad for him.

That would be hell for me as well. Well meaning, critical, bossy, kindhearted, thoughtless, boundaryless hell.

...and not that the whole cow situation isn’t rapey in it’s own way.

It was meant to be sort of....cow like, but came of as rapey, it’s true.

OH BUT YOU HAVE THO. No shame.