The Pirate Ship is nearly complete! ARG!

Ain’t no thing. Angry doesn’t make for good spelling. Your anger is rational.

THEY ARE. They are. Sigh.

True. True. Those Pandarassment Laws are tough.

That boyfriend is barely human. Human suit. I cannot even grasp this sort of cruelty and think of this person as made up of the same stuff as your average human.

Ah. OK then.

WITH THE DIMPLES ON TOP.

Ach...thank you. he is so superb.

WOW...delicious. Is this Hardy?..looks like him. What in the world is this from?...(toddles off to search, but hopes for a response...)

Being very, VERY very rich helps smooth out life’s little smacks in the face nicely. Sigh. That house on the lake looks like a fecking hotel.

whooo boy..that beeswax. The time I found out it was in some mascara...that was a fun...week...

You know what? I can live with that.

I have shopped there. Pitsford is so cute. that is a nice market.

Used to live on Canandaigua lake a few miles from Danny Wegman, and had THE BEST Wegman’s in town. Having grown up in LA and now in Austin I am spoiled by good markets, but man, Wegman’s is the BOMB.

Hey Galveston. Lucky duck (with almost no damage cept a porch roof) in Austin here. I hope you are ok. I was just there a month ago.

Today is a good day in the hill country so far, yes? Pretty quiet. Looks like we are missing part of our porch roof. That’s it. THAT’s IT. We are lucky motherfuckers.

Yeah..your fucking thoughts and prayers will do so much, you lazy as fuck hypocrites.

YES, and that is pretty fucking awful. I didn’t write those books, nor do I control the “people” who did...if you can call them people. And there are millions who agree with me. It’s always a mistake to view a group as homogeneous, yes?

I hear you. Hi, neighbor.

Hey...Hi. From blue as fuck Austin. Texas is purple. It’s a big mistake to paint this state with such a big brush. I miss my hometown (Los Angeles) every day, and wish I were back home, but Texas is hardly worthy of this scorn.