Ok.

It's the security clearance that mattered. It's illegal to willingly lie on them and some other official government documents.

Lying on a security clearance to the military about membership in a domestic terrorist organization. Whole different ballgame.

RE: Jim Carrey

A better headline, I think, would be “Republican AG shovels bodies of 2,400 unidentified children into mass grave.”

With one “It’s Not Unusual” thrown in the middle, just for fun.

You are doing the Lord’s work.

OMG THANK YOU

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

I don’t know if I could name 3 different football teams, much less anybody who plays on them.

I had never heard of this famous player before today and odds are high I’ll forget about him before the day is over.

I think that the garage singing is supposed to be bad/not great, because they're kids doing band practice, not an idealized version. I really liked that it seemed more down to earth than having then be this perfect awesome superstars in the making band. But my reading could be way off.

At least it wasn’t the last thing you thought of

The new tv models are all released in March and April, which is when the old 2019 ones get discounted. However, there is no guarantee that the particular model you want will be cheaper than the sales going on right now- it all depends on the remaining stock.

There was a moment we went into a theater room that was pitch black and this was the first thing I thought of. 

There’s also no built-in Alexa or Google Assistant as you’ll get with the Sonos One speakers.

Because my locks are old and I’ve broken a key off in the lock before. But I don’t keep valuables inside. 

THIS ANSWER IS CORRECT.

This is the most righteous and correct answer of 2020.

I agree with this take. All the cry-babyism over every little thing that comes from Trump undermines the credibility of media outlets and gets normal people to tune out / ignore real issues. Enjoy your 2nd term with Trump, you certainly did your part to help make it happen!