The car doesn’t appear to have a door on the passenger side: that does look rather dangerous.

> Bambi is only 70 minutes long. Will they pad it out?

I wouldn’t rule out foul play.

So to pick up a heavier object they’ll have to turn it up to 11?

I’m happy to elaborate further! I don’t think you need to get too fancy here. At least I didn’t. I took the roll of streamers, a roll of tape and headed upstairs. I measured by simply holding the roll up to one side, rolling it out to the length I needed (depending on where I wanted that piece to end on the opposite…

They did it in 3 minutes, too, that’s impressive.

I am learning that there is a pop idol group made up of porn stars and bikini models for the first time ever.

“Not hurting anyone” isn’t the threshold here when it comes to property that isn’t his. What if he damaged the screen? What if someone missed a flight because they didn’t see the information on that screen? What if he was playing a gory M-rated game and a small child saw it?

There are tons of ways he could bring harm…

Yes, yes it was a total dick move. And a tort. The monitor didn’t belong to him. It's called conversion. Just deciding to repurpose stuff that doesnt belong to you is a dick move. YOU deciding the use the owner is using it for isnt "used for anything of value" is not an excuse. It's ridiculous entitlement. Or, as you…

1. Dick move to make me look for information somewhere else because you’re playing a video game.

Cool, let's just let everyone decide for themselves how property that doesn't belong to them should be used. What could possibly go wrong?

Maybe the tight tailoring is keeping his human skin suit on? That is not a way in which human beings stand. 

Four years at USC will set you back about $300,000.

“I really hated Full House”

Since the glass is all gone now, they’re perfectly safe, I’m going to assume. 

Yes. If you manage to live long enough to let the windshield kill you, you’ve done pretty well I’d say.

I’m sorry, but I’m not sharing a hairbrush with every random hookup you’ve had in the last year, let alone a dildo.

I can guess three parts that weren’t used here:

Also it stops the possibility of having Pointy integrate their service with any other search engines. Two birds, one stone.

Yeah, I would think a simple software trick allowing you to toggle an idle mode so you’re not just sharing everything would be helpful here.