Ostrich sized? 

And don’t forget the Rocky Mountains. We didn’t even bother using another language to try and pretty that one up. “They’re mountains! Made of rocks!”

Also, keep in mind that we live on a planet with a mountain range called “The Big Tits,” so we’re not in a position to judge.

To be fair, it sounds much better in the original Sindarin.

Higher than they were, clearly. 

okay but at what altitude could a space horse even still reasonably breathe

If you think “The End Of The World As We Know It” is imminent, my opinion is the best plan is to have a hidey hole and enough supplies to stay alive & hidden until (A) all the unprepared dehydrate/starve, and (B) most all of the “cowboys” have shot each other. And I would rather have a bow than a gun in the event your…

That last paragraph.

Trying to piece it all together, it looks like he’s being sued for defamation by 6 Sandy Hook families and an FBI agent, a seperate Sandy Hook family for $1 million, a Florida man Jones misidentified as the Parkland shooter, and a man who filmed the vehicle attack that killed Heather Heyer for calling him a “deep…

It’s not about the product, it’s about the company’s ethos.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I’ve seen my wife go through an entire can of Febreeze in the minivan after the dog let fly with a particularly nasty fart. It was so hard to drive with all the tears in my eyes. Not only from the Febreeze but from the fact it wasn’t the dog that had gas.

Sir Cole...Circle.  It never ends.  They know it, we know it, Vanessa knows it too.

Counterpoint: it is a miracle that the original Xbox left the factory without being called "The Microsoft Home Entertainment Console." If that means we get unimaginative variations of Xbox, so be it.

This is extremely accurate.

and Goebbels, Joseph:

The driver was also spotted:

It’s no different when psychotic morons says that “God” told them so, or “God” said it to them.

It seems to me you might be confused with your nostalgia glasses lol, nothing from 1996, heck nothing from 2004 feels the same as any 2018 car while sitting inside. Entry, cabin height space, noise reduction, heat insulation is just way too different.

Haven’t you heard? Aborted fetuses are worth more than real living humans. Fucking assholes.