I don’t know if I could name 3 different football teams, much less anybody who plays on them.

I had never heard of this famous player before today and odds are high I’ll forget about him before the day is over.

I think that the garage singing is supposed to be bad/not great, because they're kids doing band practice, not an idealized version. I really liked that it seemed more down to earth than having then be this perfect awesome superstars in the making band. But my reading could be way off.

At least it wasn’t the last thing you thought of

The new tv models are all released in March and April, which is when the old 2019 ones get discounted. However, there is no guarantee that the particular model you want will be cheaper than the sales going on right now- it all depends on the remaining stock.

There was a moment we went into a theater room that was pitch black and this was the first thing I thought of. 

Because my locks are old and I’ve broken a key off in the lock before. But I don’t keep valuables inside. 

Are you a trust fund baby or a CEO at a company that pollutes and golfs a lot? I’m trying to figure out where you got your millions to afford two bags of dried apples from Trader Joes!?

Boy, he really did Nazi that coming, huh?

The car doesn’t appear to have a door on the passenger side: that does look rather dangerous.

Millions people also believe in God, so.

I wouldn’t rule out foul play.

I’m happy to elaborate further! I don’t think you need to get too fancy here. At least I didn’t. I took the roll of streamers, a roll of tape and headed upstairs. I measured by simply holding the roll up to one side, rolling it out to the length I needed (depending on where I wanted that piece to end on the opposite…

They did it in 3 minutes, too, that’s impressive.

I am learning that there is a pop idol group made up of porn stars and bikini models for the first time ever.

“Not hurting anyone” isn’t the threshold here when it comes to property that isn’t his. What if he damaged the screen? What if someone missed a flight because they didn’t see the information on that screen? What if he was playing a gory M-rated game and a small child saw it?

There are tons of ways he could bring harm…

Maybe the tight tailoring is keeping his human skin suit on? That is not a way in which human beings stand. 

Four years at USC will set you back about $300,000.

“I really hated Full House”

I’m sorry, but I’m not sharing a hairbrush with every random hookup you’ve had in the last year, let alone a dildo.