Add this to the list. 

Gotta go with Why Not Both? here.

If they change “shooting” to “shopping” and got Julia Roberts to costar, this could be the Pretty Woman sequel that I never wanted, but which many people would apparently love.

I can’t help but wonder, sometimes, if we’re all a little safer when he’s on the golf course. Oh sure, he should be mocked and derided at every turn when he’s golfing for hours on end but I still prefer him to be as far away from actual business as possible.

This guy?:

They’re not just being polite. That “sir” is an expression of complete, lifelong subservience and obedience. It’s basically a feudal vow of eternal fealty.

Yes sometimes when I pay for coffee they thank me profusely and even go so far as to call me “Sir”. So that totally means baristas, and all cashiers really, have the utmost respect and admiration for helping them out by buying stuff. You should see how kind wait staff is to me always checking up me and asking if I…

EDIT: I impulsively dismissed a comment without considering what they were saying. They were correct. This is lazy, fat shaming on my part. I’d like to walk this back and just call her a horrible person.

Muscle memory

lol

I was thinking something more the lines of, “Oh, you don’t love me, but you love your car? Fuck your car!”

Luckily it will only be available to the cells that neighbor his in federal prison.

Is it though. If we want to believe that our athletes should be seen as role models, this is the exact behavior to be modeled.

Him losing then tanking a network devoted to him would be hilarious, though.

He’s literally incapable of categorising things outside of ratings or loyalty.  There’s probably a notebook somewhere full of loyalty and beauty ratings for teen beauty pageant contestants.  “She’s a 10 on looks but only a 3 on loyalty, would not covfefe.”

Honestly, I feel like a huge part of the problem is in thinking that Trump and his followers have “plans” of any sort. It would be...comforting?...in a weird way, to think that all these people are actually crafting some sort of machevellian plot every time something bad happens to Trump.

Well, sure - he wants to get his share, so he goes after it.

It would be great if they actually were “using their business mediums"-  if each had a psychic on staff to divine some revenge upon the other. 

I’ve quit trying. Been greyed since that big bang event and it now fits my mood about this whole country under the “leadership” of Trump and the GOP.

That’s the absolute truth. Regulations that protect my wealth? GOOD. Regulations that prevent me from destroying the planet and other people to make more money? BAD.