My eight year old daughter cornered the market in her classroom and on her bus this year selling it for $2 a pop. It was thoroughly entertaining to see her little entrepreneurial side that was before totally unknown to me.

My neighbor kid has a whole slime pyramid scheme going. She gets the add-ons (glitter and bits) from other kids, makes big batches and then sells it back to them and other kids. She’s a regular Bernie Home Made-off of Slime.

Which bastard renamed it?

it’s your time to shine, paris!

My favourite moment of Da Ali G Show remains the time he asked Buzz Aldrin when he thinks man will walk on the sun.

I really dislike when record companies make their people to sing in Spanish when we know they do not speak it or care about it.

Oh we’ve been roasting him for a while:

The women my age are waiting longer to have kids because they’re waiting longer to get married, and a lot of that rests on building a career and paying down student debt.

Wait, the real story here is that prom reveals are a thing now. Like seriously — you need the dress, the date, the ride, the noteworthy PROMPOSAL, and now... you also have to SHOCK AND AMAZE people with a stunt worthy of a viral video when you actually get to the prom, too? I must be extra old and crotchety or…

Brad, she’s not coming back. You may as well get up now.

I can tell you where they are now without the show: living comfortably off their “allowance” while working a few hours a week at their parents’ business to “build character.”

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

so thankful i came of age before instagram and promposals.

“The fact that we’re talking about a show is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Kendall, in absolute disgust.

I have a hard time trusting him after what he did to Springfield...

I like Will Smith as an actor. My concern is the genie is a bit crazy, whimsical and lovable all at the same time. I’m not sure I can picture Will pulling that character off.

Not to mention that many of these single working mothers are single because the supposedly superior man who helped create those kids was apparently too much of an asshole or a deadbeat to step up and help raise them?

Yea and none of that is weird or bad. People are just different. The “monogamy is unnatural” crew is annoying and the “if you’re not in a long term monogamous relationship you’re weird” crew is also annoying.

I think that the first sign that the marriage isn’t going to be great is if something does change after marriage. Mr. Smuttins and I lived together for five years before marriage, and I found the elbow knudge/knowing look “everything changes after marriage” comments leading up to the wedding weird and pitiful at…

Monogamy is hard when you’re polyamorous, like for me. What she seems to be suggesting here is that she maybe is as well but she doesn’t have the vocabulary to articulate that yet. Based on my experience, the sentiment she’s expressing here is step 1 for most people to realizing that they’re poly. There’s nothing…