Ok, so he’s got a problem. He’s still an intelligent dude, right? He knows every text, every creepy photo he sends will be traced back to him and he does this anyway? This isn’t him being out of control: this is him not caring and/or subconsciously wanting to take down Huma and the Clintons, whom he probably hates at…

DID SOMEONE SAY TEAM PETTY??

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, two talented B-listers who successfully conned the world into thinking they’re A-listers.

#TEAMPETTYAF

Honestly, I think she’s too good for that. I am not team anyone. I just feel she would say “I am fucking happy in my life. I don’t care.” However, Justin did leave his live-in girlfriend who was a DuPont I believe, for Jen...so there is that.

Oh my god, YES.

Please let this happen.

Chris Pratt-loving millennials

They are still together as well! Even though Felicity Huffman and William H Macy aren’t the classic Hollywood couple like the ones listed, they’ve been together since the 80's I believe!

I’m sure it will be in next week’s tabs that she is pregnant . . . with Brad’s baby.

I met Annette and Warren at a party once (I am eye-rolling myself for using a sentence like that, I assure you) and they were like those friends of your parents who have been married for decades and decades who still touch each other’s shoulders when they’re talking and tease each other about needing reading glasses.…

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

I loved Bridget just as she was, and then they had to go make two more and kill it all.

The problems with these sets isn’t the huge space. It’s the fact that the huge space is outfitted with fancy furniture and clothes that the characters could never afford. If you can take that leap of faith, you can take the leap of faith that say, Hannah from Girls, mingles in that rarefied NYC where people of color…

He's gay? There goes my dream of him and Flora settling down in the countryside and baking wonderfully whimsical cakes for all their neighbors.

I hope they get Tamal, the fab gay British-Asian trainee anaesthetist from last series, in to present.