Yes, Hillary is the bigot. Everything’s clear now, thanks for that.

I think when you know all your old Degrassi episodes are out there anyway you just have to lean into it

Wait what ? Seth Rogen is Canadian ?

Drake’s already parodies himself:

This is so meta. It’s a corny Canadian who ironically danced liked a corny white dad being parodied by a corny Canadian.

Have they seen Homeward Bound? Freaking loved that movie as a kid and the kitty is super grumpy!

My kid has been more stoked about this movie than he was for Secret Life of Pets. We are going on Tuesday for our weekly night out. Kids have no taste and I’m okay with it. He can be a cynical cinematic snob in twenty years. For now, I’ll just enjoy hearing those giggles about a cranky cat-man.

I am with Gabby here. I mean, it sounds terrible, but I like Kevin Spacey, I like cats, I like Jennifer Garner, and I like stupid body switcheroo movies. So I guess I am the target audience for this movie.

Florida is gorgeous and has plenty going for it. Have you ever been there?

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

This would be so good if the bread was garlic bread. Otherwise it gets a pass.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.

But if they didn’t abandon all of that gear then Mummy and Daddy wouldn’t be able to happily buy them new things next year! And all they want to do is make Mummy and Daddy happy!

Because they’re frat boys.

No see, it doesn’t reflect their core value of Not Getting Caught. The problem here is that they didn’t take the time to adequately set up a fall guy to take the blame for their mess.

Oh, it’s completely a reflection of your core values, guys. You value being spoiled little shits who leave behind mountains of food and shelter that many human beings would love to have, in a giant mess that despoils the entire lake, for others to clean up. That’s what you value, not having to care about anything.

So, after they got in trouble, why the fuck didn’t the frat bros go back and help with the cleanup???? (Or with other park tasks, if it was already finished?) Wouldn’t that have been only decent and logical?

This is exactly why network TV is mostly watched by old people. As I’ve said before, I have cable for the following reasons: Food Network (because I don’t always want to wait a day), HGTV and financial news (yeah, yeah, there are apps for that, but sometimes, I want to watch interviews). I also watch a bit of PBS here…