This would be so good if the bread was garlic bread. Otherwise it gets a pass.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.

I hope the producers paid extra to make Spidey 3.0 a “funkier dancer.”

I hear Marvel got him from a black market clone farm that tried to replicate the Olsen process.

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Making a rare public appearance

But if they didn’t abandon all of that gear then Mummy and Daddy wouldn’t be able to happily buy them new things next year! And all they want to do is make Mummy and Daddy happy!

I fucking hate littering/litterers — CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP, PEOPLE!

Because they’re frat boys.

No see, it doesn’t reflect their core value of Not Getting Caught. The problem here is that they didn’t take the time to adequately set up a fall guy to take the blame for their mess.

Oh, it’s completely a reflection of your core values, guys. You value being spoiled little shits who leave behind mountains of food and shelter that many human beings would love to have, in a giant mess that despoils the entire lake, for others to clean up. That’s what you value, not having to care about anything.

So, after they got in trouble, why the fuck didn’t the frat bros go back and help with the cleanup???? (Or with other park tasks, if it was already finished?) Wouldn’t that have been only decent and logical?

Right? I hate Hillary, but being a career-minded workaholic isn’t a bad thing when you want to be POTUS. Millions of people hate her, and it’s for two reasons: those based in sexism, and those based in her policy/demeanor . Brooks completely misses both of them and instead thinks she should like, take up golf or…

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

This is exactly why network TV is mostly watched by old people. As I’ve said before, I have cable for the following reasons: Food Network (because I don’t always want to wait a day), HGTV and financial news (yeah, yeah, there are apps for that, but sometimes, I want to watch interviews). I also watch a bit of PBS here…

She dated Joey first and then he and Ross did the old switcheroo so Ross dated Charlie and Joey dated Rachel. Not their best storyline.

Well, they are adding two white guys with glasses. They are hitting the glasses wearing population which is truly underrepresented in television. TV assumes everyone has 20/20 vision. Some of us are forced to wear glasses and it’s nice to see our population included.

While I hate to be dragged to his level, has he ever looked in a mirror?

I hate myself for feeling this way but I am really even more attracted to Andy Samberg when he’s dressed up as a douchey pop star.