whether Moses or Abraham is more important to the Jews.

I know. I'm excited about this but it won't be the same. And it will be sad to see how they write him out of the show.

oh bee hive yourself.

I love when she dismisses the woman “I’m not talking to you” and just goes right for it but I also have to admire that restraint. I do believe that Scott’s smirk would make me lose my marbles and I would have lunged at him like a maniac.

this is pretty fantastic... too bad she wasn’t able to wipe that smug look off his face.

High school football?

Little League World Series

I would imagine most people don’t brush off and snap at Bill Clinton no matter how transfixed by Hillary they are though. That’s fucking hilarious.

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

Right? that was dumb even by... well, any standard really, but the added haughty defense of sugar bars for breakfast and “muscle milk nutrition shakes” at any time whatsoever just really pins the horse’s ass on the horse.

Related, if you’re all not watching Full Frontal with Samantha Bee your lives are bleak and meaningless. For real, she is so smart and fierce and funny as fuck.

Will there be a trip through the East coast area where the white guy meets zany characters? Including a wise man of color? Does he bed a free spirited woman who teaches him something about his life? Will he come back to his roots at the end and understand himself a bit better and speak of the skies and the end of…

How much do you guys wanna pay me to write a Jonathan Franzen novel? It’s about a dissatisfied upper-middle-class white genius who doesn’t feel challenged by his wife. But it’s really about, like, America.

At this point do we need any more proof that the fashion world is full of cocaine eating deviants, nazis and possible cases of undiagnosed head injuries?

He’s not a millennial. He’s Gen X. You know, the slackers? There was even a movie about us. Called Slacker. We achieve nothing but love to talk about it.

Amazingly, he’s the same age as Ted Cruz. I guess if you take lots of vacations and naps, you end up with a baby face, but if you spend most of your days scowling and hating, you end up with a lizard face.

So he makes big promises, fails to keep them and refuses to show up for work while constantly gunning for more and more political power and prestige.

“I’ve been a College Professor since 1999 y’all. Journalism was just a side hustle. Y’all continue to fuss about your unimportant profession that was kinda my embarrassing nerdy weekend hobby. You guys are sad is what you are.”