He’s not a millennial. He’s Gen X. You know, the slackers? There was even a movie about us. Called Slacker. We achieve nothing but love to talk about it.

Amazingly, he’s the same age as Ted Cruz. I guess if you take lots of vacations and naps, you end up with a baby face, but if you spend most of your days scowling and hating, you end up with a lizard face.

So he makes big promises, fails to keep them and refuses to show up for work while constantly gunning for more and more political power and prestige.

“I’ve been a College Professor since 1999 y’all. Journalism was just a side hustle. Y’all continue to fuss about your unimportant profession that was kinda my embarrassing nerdy weekend hobby. You guys are sad is what you are.”

I feel like I would really hate to work for her ego.

Thanks, it’s too easy with this guy.

Heehee. You can see the proud boys in these two men in this pic and it is adorable. The buttoning the jackets simultaneously. Eeee

Makes me want to have a baby that is half Obama’s baby and half Trudeau’s baby. Get on this, science.

He’ll work it out!

not only that. Look at the white hot sexuality between these two kids.

Let’s hope a Trump + baby scenario doesn’t escalate to a Dead Zone moment.

Just look at these two trash talkin’ hockey teams at each other...

On the other hand

I’m Canadian. I voted for the Liberals. I like Trudeau.

I’ve frequently referred to President Obama as the ‘Dad in Chief’, because he totally loses his chill when it comes to kidlets. He just loves them.

This is my thing. I don’t buy shit she’s selling. I don’t pay attention to her. She, thus, does not have any impact on my life. It’s really not that difficult to ignore her.

I’m with you. I get that hating on the Kardashians is supposed to show how intelligent you are or whatever, but frankly? Unless you actually have a reason to be talking about her (like, she ran over your handbag or something), trying to be bitchy to her for no good reason just makes you look sad and thirsty. So you…

Seriously, I’m way more offended that these people would take the time to tweet about her than her tweet. Well, Piers is generally a disgusting troll so I guess that doesn’t surprise me.

Also, if people hate how attention-seeking it is, why do they keep giving her attention!? Like she’s very easy to ignore if you don’t like it. I feel similar about Trump. Though, I guess we have to pay attention to him now because he could be our fucking president.