I feel like she at some point signed an agreement that she has to speak positively about him in the press no matter what.

She’s still got some of Donald’s classy, amazing sperm frozen. He has all the best sperm.

Does a woman of 66 really need to clarify that “I definitely don’t want to have children anymore”?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Also...

Yup, Working Girl.

White women = Jennifer Lawrence

Hey, nobody ever said that trying to look like the bad guy on a very special episode of 90210 would come cheap.

NOOOOOOO

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Some people think that they can make a distinction between those of us who are here with documents and those of us who don’t have them. Just let me be clear, if you are somehow trying to appeal to documented immigrants to join you in your hate towards documented immigrants you’ll fail. Even the documented immigrants…

if it was then wouldn’t gawker have done it already

IT CANT BE THAT EASY?! Can it?!

Someone ever believed he earned those degrees?

fuck man, have you been up for over 24 drunk hours????

Such a pretty face. So much dumb.

Wow, James Franco, that is so deep and profound of you.

Can we all agree that Franco deserves the Oscar already? I mean, I know the film hasn’t been released yet but surely the privileged Caucasian male hero should be crowned for his great bavery in telling the story of a woman who is just too fragile and stupid and saddled with breasts to domit herself.

I cry after the Showcase Showdown, too. It's a beautiful moment. Each. Time.

As a woman, I’m not sure I have an opinion on tampon package design.