I've seen Olympic athletes up close while they were competing (i.e. in top shape and practically naked) and they have cellulite. I don't know what made me happier: seeing that, or watching them compete. It's a tremendous relief.

You want to know something? For YEARS I seriously thought the store was just called “lulemon” like I never noticed the extra lu or the fact that the word lemon is supposed to be involved (maybe?) I seriously never looked at the name of the store long enough to actually learn its for real name.

This is great marketing. I decided I didn’t like Kate Hudson when she dissed the genre of movies she is only cast in (Romantic Comedies) because come on! Being a pretentious twit about something you profit off of is even more obnoxious than just being a pretentious twit.

The hat is the moral center of the show!

I would certainly be in favor of Richonne happening - they are well-suited for each other. She would help calm him down from his fits of anger and he and Carl would cheer her up a bit. In the comics, Michonne was paired with Morgan at this point in the story, but I doubt she would want to go near him on the show now.

I usually don’t root for the death of children onscreen

So if we off the mom, does that open the chance for a Michonne/Rick hookup? I dont know why I am secretly hoping for this.

I can explain this in one word, you ready???

MAGIC

Why not build the wall out of concrete, or set up those sharp sticks like Morgan used and they copied at the prison? Why not devise a plan to use the sewer tunnel if they were ever attacked, or a fortified safe-house to retreat to if the zombies ever got in? Why not come up with a plan to block off the exit of the…

I’m going to have to argue that Carl’s hat is doing the Lord’s work in trying to cover Carl’s fucking awful haircut.

I was too busy just eating everything out of the leftover containers to even take the time to make a sandwich.

I usually don’t root for the death of children onscreen, but I will shed no tears and grin a bit when Sam (PTSD and all) and probably Ron are almost surely killed when the show resumes. Their mom will likely die too and that’s sad as she did have a bit more sense, but that is the price she will pay for having two duds…

and on day 500 Tom marries David.

Hmm. I think I’d read this? But I’m not sure yet.

don’t give Bobby any ideas

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a tiny French child next to her new husband and his daughter.

It was well over 30 minutes, Ellie and I were watching in bemused delight for quite some time before she finally decided it deserved serious coverage

their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.

I wish I had this much spare brainmatter time to waste. Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends? Get a fucking cactus or something, you losers.

He is in this shampoo ad playing ... (wait for it) ... her son.