You heard him, everybody. It's not funny or scary. Close up shop. Delete the article. Everyone go home.

Sources say she's already craving :

She was supposedly up for The Great Gatsby and the 2nd round of True Detective. If she were smart, she'd go back to TV.

I like this picture because it looks like what I imagine Justin Timberlake's reaction was when he found out this news.

Please don't suck. Please don't suck. Please don't suck.

I'm a tiny woman with a big, low-pitched voice. (It would be a great phone sex voice, if I were so inclined.) I was once following a bunch of power-suit-type dudes through an airport, racing to make my connection. Being Dudes and Owners of the Universe, they didn't seem to think it would cause a problem when they…

...came in like a wrecking ball...

Of course, if they were louder, that dude would call them "b-words" for having "unnecessarily loud voices." It's a total lack of empathy accompanied by zero self-awareness. I'd almost take the self-awareness over the empathy at this point, because even someone lacking in empathy should be able to understand that it is…

Probably so. My wife is in an MFA program herself, and she gets whiny dudes like this all the time. It's kind of funny to watch as an outsider because these guys JUST DON'T GET IT. I really think it's a complete and total lack of empathy for half of the world's population.

I'm in total agreement with this comment. I don't really feel sorry for Jennifer— next time don't date a guy with kids. You will forever play second fiddle to them when they are young. Learn to get along with them, or move on to someone with no ties.

Anybody agree with me that Jennifer Lawrence dodged a bullet? The Paltrow-Martin horror train does not need other passengers.

I'm sure it is pure gossip, but damn right Goop should be calling her ex and reminding him of his parental duties. All too often one parent likes to forget they are a parent when their marriage ends and they find a new exciting relationship. If you are dating a parent and you AREN'T in second place, then I am judging…

if I was divorcing the father of my children, I would make sure he spent time with them also. Kids need their parents. You can't just go chasing after members of the opposite sex and forget about your children, what kind of parent/person does that make you. And if your new squeeze wants to spend time with the kids,…

The creep bag that I brushed off at the pharmacy tonight watched me get into my car and stood there staring at me until I reached the stoplight about a block away. I was looking back at him in my mirror afraid he would follow me home and he was STILL standing their staring. Just all around bad vibes. I kept seeing…

So glad to be reading this whole thread. Whenever this topic comes up on here, it always makes me wonder what I should do when it happens to me. Because I usually do just say good morning back or whatever (or "no thanks" when a guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to go get a drink with him at 11am), and I'm…

You should not feel bad at all. In a perfect world, we would be able to respond the "ideal" way. Actually, in a perfect world, we wouldn't even need to talk about street harassment because it wouldn't exist. I once went on a job interview, and by the end I had been so violated, that if I heard another woman tell the…

You're not a wimp! It sounds like a scary situation and your first priority should always be to stay safe however you can.

I think you did the absolute right thing. The smartest thing to do is to diffuse the situation. You have NO idea how someone will react if you are confrontational.

cosmo is dumb. HOWEVER. i will always be impressed with it's ability to publish the SAME MAGAZINE every month, for years, and still have a rabid following.

I do this all the time. I keep thinking "Next time I'm just going to punch that guy in his fucking face!" or "I'm really going to tell off the next guy that says something like that to me" but I haven't done it once. I always just ignore it, because either I'm in a situation that feels unsafe, or I'm just too tired…